People Tend to Stare at Pink Hair

You know what I found out today?  That it's not worth wrestling a cup of coffee in a car with no cupholders when it's decaf.  I just don't want it badly enough.

I keep noticing people staring at me, and I keep forgetting that I have hair of a color that does not occur in nature.  My hair has been red before, yes, but not pink.  This hair of a color that does not occur in nature thing is full of surprises.

I bet it's gonna fade like a sonofabitch.