June 3

Got up and threw some Red Beans and Rice in the crock pot today. Mmmmm. I love it when I actually get things done in the morning. Too bad it doesn't happen more often. I continued my streak of good behavior by having an apple for breakfast. Once again, I should be eating fruit for breakfast every day. Then I won't be tempted by Roy Rogers Home Taters looming at me from across the street.

I heard on the radio to day that some crazy Redwings fan is driving from Pittsburgh to Philly in a Zamboni. Unfortunately, my giggling at that was disrupted by some fuck in front of me throwing a half full soda can out of his car on the George Washington Memorial Parkway. The asshole's plate number is Maryland DPX 242. Feel free to do as you like to his car. I know I will.