"This would be a perfect astrological moment for you to create a two-hour home video of yourself being chased by a giant, fire-breathing sock puppet."
And what is more fun than a sock puppet? An orange sock puppet. My friend Leslie says that Orange is the color of fun, and what's more fun than a sock puppet? If you can think of something more fun, then you should work for MTV and invent a show hosted by...whatever is more fun than a sock puppet.