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2000-04-24 22:20:39

Astrogirl. Kills Products Dead.

I swear, companies should pay me to buy their competitors products. I should be restricted as a weapon in corporate espionage. If I buy it, it dies.

My latest victim is the Morningstar Farms Hot Pockets. If you liked them, I'm dreadfully sorry, but I also liked them and thus purchased them and marked them for death.

I suppose it's possible that in a place with better grocery stores, I might be able to find them again. I've been to 4 stores here looking for them. I even tried the exotic North Point Giant.

If you buy Loma Linda brown (veggie) gravy, watch out.

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