Perhaps it's gallows humor, ultimately, but there is a very funny write-up on a site I read every week, Prudent Bear. It's called "Aboard The Unsinkable U.S.S Economic: A Drama in Four Acts"
An excerpt:
Bush: “Gentleman, I know sailing and I sure know how champagne and ice flows. (Aside to Mr. Rove) Don’t know much about snow, though. Not much of that where I come from. Mr. Rove, get me Chief Engineer Greenspan in the boiler room.”
Greenspan “Yes, Captain?”
Bush: “Mr. Greenspan, how are the boilers fixin’ for the speed we’re goin’?”
(five minutes later)
Bush: “There you go, fellas. Clear as mud. We were overheating but now we’re underheating so all we’ve got to do is overheat the underheat and it’s steady as she goes.”
Go read it. It's good for a giggle. I hear Tino giggling in the other room right now.